My Rules

I was asked what my 'rules' in life were, so here they are:

My Rules
Never date someone who eats more than you
Never date someone you can't get away from
Never date a coworker
Never date someone who weighs more than you
Never screw over your partner or friends
Don't believe what you're told. Double check
The best way to keep a secret? Keep it to yourself. Second best? Tell one other person - if you must. There is no third best
Always be specific when you lie
Never take anything for granted
Respect is a birthright, God help those who lose it
If you don't write it down then it never happened
Never cheat on your girlfriend
If they cheated with you they will cheat on you
If they cheated once they will cheat again
Watching and listening will tell you more than talking