Sunday, July 11, 2010
The Rottweiler
Rottweiler Rules
1. The Rottweiler is NOT allowed in the house.
2. Okay, The Rottweiler is allowed in the house but only in certain rooms.
3. The Rottweiler is allowed in all the rooms, but not on the furnature.
4. The Rottweiler is allowed on the old furnature only.
5. Fine,The Rottweiler is allowed on all the furnature, but is NOT allowed to sleep with the humans on the bed.
6. All Right, The Rottweiler is allowed on the bed, but only with an invitation.
7. The Rottweiler may sleep on the bed whenever he wants, but NOT under the covers.
8. The Rottweiler may sleep under the covers every night.
9. Humans must ask permission to sleep under the covers with The Rottweiler!
10. In all cases of dispute... Ask The Rottweiler !!!
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