My friend, Michele, posted this on facebook. I liked it so I stole it for here:
Three surgeons are discussing who makes the best patients to operate on. The first surgeon says "Electricians are the best. Their insides are color coded," The second surgeon says, "No. I think librarians are, everything inside them is in alphabetical order." The third surgeon shut them both up when he said, "You're both wrong. Politicians are the easiest to operate on. There is no guts, no heart, no balls, no brains, and no spine. Plus the head and the ass are interchangeable.
Dan Emplit WBFD